Friday, April 28, 2006

Save us!

Hurry, FEMA, or they will soon be calling it the Katrina of the Great Lakes:

Experts have warned for years that the [Midwest] was overdue for a disaster of this kind, saying that decades of poor grease management and a culture of fried and heavily buttered food created a highly incendiary "grease core" spread across thousands of homes, restaurants, and offices. Landfills overflowing with greasy waxed paper and cardboard only added to the danger.